Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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