Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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