I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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