i permit you to call me
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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