have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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