We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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