Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i just google imaged poop.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
last night I used snow as a chaser
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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