Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
