I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
She bit a glass in half.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
The convent might be a nice break from real life
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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