BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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