dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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