I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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