these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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