2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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