Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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