it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Nobody cheats on THIS.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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