The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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