ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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