My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Randomize