Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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