He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
i believe in u and ur pee
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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