Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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