did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I wish i was in the wii world.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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