I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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