i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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