It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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