I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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