just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You were trust falling into bushes
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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