I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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