Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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