Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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