We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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