How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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