Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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