woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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