We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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