he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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