Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
smell my finger.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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