oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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