Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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