jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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