would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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