Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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