did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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