Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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