yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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