I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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