Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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