I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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