can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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