he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
And then my night got REAL pukey
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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