Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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