they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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