I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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