yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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