Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
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I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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