I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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